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Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. Only a limited number of men are physically capable of performing autofellatio. Egyptologist David Lorton says that many ancient texts refer to autofellatio within the religion of Egypt , both in the realm of the gods and among the followers performing religious rituals. Michel Foucault cites Artemidorus ' Oneirocritica as identifying the act of "taking [one's] sex organ into one's [own] mouth" as one of three ways to commit "relations with oneself. Few men possess sufficient flexibility and penis length to safely perform the necessary frontbend. Autofellatio is a niche in pornography. In Brian W.

Come on, you know you've tried it. If you have a penis , a mouth, 15 spare minutes, and even an iota of curiosity, you've tried to see just how close you can get your face to that pesky little pecker you carry around in your pants. That's OK, man has been trying to get that thing into his mouth since the dawn of time. Unfortunately, most of us can't do it. The worst part about that one inch that keeps your dick head from your sweet, sweet lips is that we know there are guys out there who can actually bridge that abyss — and they're not even contortionists or freaks with a whole foot of pipe in their briefs.

My barely pubescent classmates. I am not a gymnast and I don't even work out. But I am really slim, naturally flexible and, um, decently hung. I also don' t.